England Football Jokes.

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    England Football Jokes.

    Post  Danzul on Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:47 am

    Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
    alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
    s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
    message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

    Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa without catching anything .


    In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
    be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arseholes being
    regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.


    Ican't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
    have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

    The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
    "it's so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
    struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.


    FIFA have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
    dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.


    What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
    - Robert Green has got a cap for his.

    Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
    park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
    stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
    "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
    out..."

    The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
    the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way
    into the dressing room.


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    Post  Grits on Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:54 am


    Oxford uni has now changed the meaning of Green fingers from someone amazing at gardening to a useless t**t that cant catch
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    Re: England Football Jokes.

    Post  jeffchiz on Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:29 am

    heard of the new rob green condom? extra slippery and guaranteed to catch f**k all!
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    Post  GT on Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:30 am

    lolage england team is shit

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